The Bloop Bears Repeating

I found this on the coilhouse blog...how the HELL did I not know about this? oh wait...it was 2007...I was living in a tent in the woods in northern ohio watching lunar moths perform their version of the sati ritual...I guess that would explain it...regardless...prepare to be slightly creeped out and totally mesmerized.
I give you "The Bloop:"

watch


and learn:
the bloop on CNN
the bloop on the NOAA
xxx

ps - I swear there will be photos later today...x my heart

The Enigma that is Feminine Hygiene Advertising

So last night while I was watching tv I heard what was, quite possibly, the most bizarre and mysterious slogan EVER for a feminine hygiene product. The ad consisted of the brand name on a black background as a male announcer said: "Vagisil. 100% woman 100% of the time."

What the hell is that supposed to mean and what does is have to do with Vagisil? 100% woman 100% of the time as opposed to 49% woman 13% of the time?

I suspect there were some very upright (and very confused) older men behind this ad campaign.
What do you think?